I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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