That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
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literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
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You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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