what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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