Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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