just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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