their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
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i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
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We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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