Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize