someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
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If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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