are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
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Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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