I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
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I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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