i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
She's the barista slut.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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