Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
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I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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