And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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