i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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