im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
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I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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