I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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