Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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