No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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