You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
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I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
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I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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