and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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