You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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