I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
your room smells of hookers.
And success
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I need to wash the frat house off of me
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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