so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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