shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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