Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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