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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
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just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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