Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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