i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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