went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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