i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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