Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
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When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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