Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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