I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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