what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
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unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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