We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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