And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
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we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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