We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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