TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
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