was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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