i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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