I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
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