What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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