I'm drive I can fine osifer
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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