To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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