Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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