So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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