Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
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But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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