Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
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She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
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I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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