dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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he fucked my hip out of place.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I'm experimenting with sincerity
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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