You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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